And the winner of the lucky sperm contest is.......

........Caroline Kennedy.   That's who!  Can you believe it?  Caroline is New York Governor David Paterson's number one choice to be appointed Senator when Hillary steps down.   Are they fucking kidding?

First of all what are her qualifications?   Was it that she was the fastest sperm in Jackie's snatch?   I can't think of any other reason.   She has no real experience and if her father hadn't been shot in the head in Dallas nobody would even remember her.

What an insult to the people of New York.  Do we have any say in the matter?   We are the largest populated state in the country.   We need a pro and instead they send in a rank amateur.   

They had first thought of Bobby Jr.   You know the guy with the funny voice.   At least he's been an activist for years and has some real world credentials.   He turned them down flat.

Is the Kennedy name so wonderful that even these many years after Jack's death the name still has magic.   Hell he really wasn't much of a President.   Had he lived he might have gone down as a rather lackluster chief of state.   Come on, the guys death saved him from a scandal that was about to break that he was fucking a Russian spy.   Bad enough he was sharing Judith Campbell Exner's vagina with  Chicago mobster Sam Giancana.

As I said, it seems that we have no choice in the matter.   They just appoint someone and have done with it.  Isn't anyone better available or has this turned into the job nobody wants?   What about Mario Cuomo?   Hell I'd even do it.   I only work 3 hours a day and I need something to do the rest of the day.   Besides it doesn't seem like a full time job.  If it were, wouldn't they get more stuff done?

This is a travesty.   This is a payoff to her for getting on the Obama gravy train early.  These are hard times.   Just give her a pony and send her on her way.

My God am I blogging?

I swore I would never start a blog.   To me they have always been little more than a sparse version of a  website which I have been doing for more years than I can remember at "Radio Freejack".  But since I have been doing so much writing for magazines in recent years, I decided to give it a try.   So chalk this up to another thing that I vowed to avoid that I went back on.  The others would be marriage, masturbation and some ex in Cleveland.

My ex-wife Ronni has been a blogger for years now at http://timegoesby.net and has found a profession as an expert on aging.  She doesn't mind getting old which is something I still have a hard time getting used to.   Anyway, I used to berate her about "blogging" because I had been coding HTML and doing, as I said, a website for years and didn't want to admit how easy it had gotten to get up and running and now anybody could put their ego on the web.

My biggest problem with bloggers was the lack of oversight.  Anyone can write any damn lie they want and because it hits the internet it is automatically assumed by some to be the truth.   The internet has become most viral disseminator of lies ever.

So here I am posting a blog because Google sucked me in and all I had to do was click on an icon.

Now I'm just another asshole with an opinion who has a blog.