Friday, December 5, 2008

And the winner of the lucky sperm contest is.......

........Caroline Kennedy.   That's who!  Can you believe it?  Caroline is New York Governor David Paterson's number one choice to be appointed Senator when Hillary steps down.   Are they fucking kidding?

First of all what are her qualifications?   Was it that she was the fastest sperm in Jackie's snatch?   I can't think of any other reason.   She has no real experience and if her father hadn't been shot in the head in Dallas nobody would even remember her.

What an insult to the people of New York.  Do we have any say in the matter?   We are the largest populated state in the country.   We need a pro and instead they send in a rank amateur.   

They had first thought of Bobby Jr.   You know the guy with the funny voice.   At least he's been an activist for years and has some real world credentials.   He turned them down flat.

Is the Kennedy name so wonderful that even these many years after Jack's death the name still has magic.   Hell he really wasn't much of a President.   Had he lived he might have gone down as a rather lackluster chief of state.   Come on, the guys death saved him from a scandal that was about to break that he was fucking a Russian spy.   Bad enough he was sharing Judith Campbell Exner's vagina with  Chicago mobster Sam Giancana.

As I said, it seems that we have no choice in the matter.   They just appoint someone and have done with it.  Isn't anyone better available or has this turned into the job nobody wants?   What about Mario Cuomo?   Hell I'd even do it.   I only work 3 hours a day and I need something to do the rest of the day.   Besides it doesn't seem like a full time job.  If it were, wouldn't they get more stuff done?

This is a travesty.   This is a payoff to her for getting on the Obama gravy train early.  These are hard times.   Just give her a pony and send her on her way.

2 comments:

Lana said...

Alex, I agree with you regarding Caroline Kennedy. I mean, she's a nice woman and all and I was happy when she endorsed Obama. But what has she been doing all these years? We only hear about her when someone else in the Kennedy family dies. I have always felt bad for her cause she's the only one left in her immediate family. But is that a reason for her to become NY's senator? I don't think so. And you know she has to be a little off cause we all know that whatever Kennedy runs for president gets shot, unfortunately.

awaylate said...

I agree Al, she's getting the office with no serious public work to show for it.